THE ROAST

THE HAVEN ROAST:

A COLLABORATION BY THE UNKNOWN

Something to start off the roast. As a collective, Haven as it currently stands is a shit-smearing cesspool of cookie cutter lesbian clones. Skyward Story has existed for barely a fraction of the time Haven has, even without less of the initial player joining boom, yet because it isn’t a friend group that is closed to everyone for no fucking discernible reason,

it already has essentially 2x the amount of players. Everybody in Haven, aside from the few golden apples among the neanderthal hivemind, deserves to have a can thrown at their head in front of the world population, and don't deserve their rich ass parents that gift them with everything in the world. They deserve unfulfilling lives and should never feel happiness. If you guys even picked up a five pound weight i'd be ecstatic

I hope everybody in haven has a depressing transition into adulthood never having felt happiness or optimism throughout their shrivelled and cookie cutter childhoods.

Emmie - Who even are you, bitch came from the depths and suddenly owns everything LOL wont waste more than a sentence on ur pawg ass.

Its hard to even distungish you from the rest of your retarded ass AIRHEADED BIMBO RETARDED DYKE FRIENDS you carpet munching cretins lmao. you know, for being lesbians, you sure do love a lot of hypermasculine characters such as SOLID SNAKE and DANTE, oh wait you feminize those guys into literal FAGGOTS so you can project your daddy issue filled insecurities onto

them. You genuine robots. You see a stimuli and your brain reacts with the same output every single time. You always run away from your problems because you're too estrogenized and emotion ridden to have any actual rational human thought. Can you get it through yor brains that this ISNT HOW HUMANS ACT?!!?!

Awe - Noone likes you and your retarded speech patterns you stupid illiterate MONKEY  stop talking like a faggot all the time and use your human brain to think like a human OH WAIT you dont have a human brain you insingificant white knight sensitive dumbass. Where did you even come from honestly you foul smelling lesbian. You'll never have any serious thoughts

or convictions and you will always follow the hivemind that is the Jub Jub morons.

sobunos - Just like all the other people in this fucking document, you're a insane, loonybin cloned material lesbian and you cut people off like they're the stem on a strawberry. I hope you get sent to the forest purgatory realm you blood sucking parasite LOL

Levi - The worst of all of you stupid goons. I have no words to describe how wretched this trogolodyte is and how much she makes me want to spew my fucking intensines all over the floor. All I can truely say about this indiviual is that I hope that when they are attacked by rabid wolves they don't hold back on tearing her limb from limb.